With their league of Soviet Cyborgs, the Cosmonaughties have been diligently working in the Vulvatron Lab. They’ve hopped into their rocket, the Fallopia Automatica, and have travelled through space and time with only one thing on their minds: roller derby.
2020 Roster
 FiestECo-Captain |
 Rage BradburyCo-Captain |
Agenda |
 Alison Murphy |
Donna Scaraway |
Dorkus Maximus |
| Dottie Damage |
 Foxy Moxie |
 Gin and Toxic |
 Lisbeth Slamintoher |
 Lucky Nightmare |
 Marty Mayhem |
 Polar Barry |
 Sea Slugger |
 She Lawless |
 Sir Jeffington W. Tough, first of her name |
Stella Knockout |
 N Raging Grace |
 Terror Swift |
Photos by Peter Gumaskas
2020 Support Staff
Beau (Coach)
2019 Roster
Photo by Peter Gumaskas
FiestE (Co-Captain) • Whisky Business (Co-Captain) • Alison Murphy • Barry Them Alive • Brutyl Lithium • Dorkus Maximus • Dottie Damage • Foxy Moxie • Katie • Kelli Cooper • Lil Sumpin’ • Lisbeth Slamintoher • Lucky Nightmare • Rage Bradbury • Rapid ArrhythMIA • N Raging Grace • Slay Belle • Stone Cold Killa • Terror Swift • Vindetta • WigglyTough
2018 Roster
Whisky Business (co-captain) • WigglyTough (co-captain) • Maya Mangleyou (coach) • Barry Them Alive • Brutyl Lithium • Dorkus Maximus • FeistE • HardCore • Kelli Cooper • Kitty Stryde • Lil Sumpin’ • Lisbeth Slamintoher • Lucky Nightmare • Slay Belle • Stone Cold Killa • Terror Swift • The Red Menace • Vindetta
2017 Roster
Brutyl Lithium (co-captain) • Lisbeth Slamintoher (co-captain) • Barry Them Alive • Carrie Go Round • Dirty Water • HardCore • Jynx • Kelli Cooper • Lau-N-Disorder • Little Loca • Lucky Nightmare • Maya Mangleyou • Shark Week • The Red Menace • Whisky Business • WigglyTough • Vindetta
2016 Roster
Kelli Cooper (co-captain) • Nora Morse (co-captain) • Bad Ass Mama • Brutyl Lithium • Carrie Go Round • Dirty Water • Firefly • HardCore • Hollicidal • Jackie K.O. • Killary Clinton • Lisbeth Slamintoher • Mobile Chernobyl • Pseudo Nymph • Refolution • Tears for Phearsome
2015 Roster
Artoo Detoonate (co-captain) • Nora Morse (co-captain) • Bad Ass Mama • Brutyl Lithium • Coopa Troopa • Dirty Water • Elle L. Cool Jam • HardCore • Jackie K.O. • Killary Clinton • Mobile Chernobyl • Nora Nova • Serve Her Down • Shayna Nestor • Slam Chowdah • Space Invader • Tears for Phearsome
2014 Roster
Artoo Detoonate (co-captain) • Tiny Dancer (co-captain) • Bad Ass Mama • Celia Casket • Coopa Troopa • Dee Stortion • Dirty Water • Elle L. Cool Jam • Frenchie Von Knuckles • Go Go Gidget • HardCore • Jackie K.O. • Nora Morse • Nora Nova • Serve Her Down • Shayna Nestor • She Bear • Slam Chowdah • Space Invader • Tears for Phearsome
2013 Roster
Space Invader (co-captain) • Tiny Dancer (co-captain) • Artoo Detoonate • Bad Ass Mama • Celia Casket• Coopa Troopa • Dee Stortion • Elle L. Cool Jam • Frenchie Von Knuckles • HardCore • Jackie K.O. • R.O.U.S. • Shayna Nestor • She Bear • Slam Chowdah • Tears for Phearsome • Vixen TaHitcha
2012 Roster
Jackie K.O. (co-captain) • R.O.U.S. (co-captain) • Artoo Detoonate • Bad Ass Mama • Dee Stortion • Elle L. Cool Jam • Frenchie Von Knuckles • Hayley Contagious • Ivy Morphine • Lady GagYa • Mrs. Dash • Rocky • Salome Splatter • Slam Chowdah • Space Invader • Splitter Noggin • Tiny Dancer • Vixen TaHitCha
2011 Roster
Peggy Sueplex (co-captain) • Salome Splatter (co-captain) •
Dee Stortion • Frenchie Von Knuckles • Hayley Contagious • Jackie K.O. • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lady GagYa • Mrs. Dash • Rocky • R.O.U.S. • Slam Chowdah • Space Invader • Splitter Noggin • Tiny Dancer • Vicious Vivacious Vera
2010 Roster
Hayley Contagious (co-captain) • Splitter Noggin (co-captain) • Bedlam Belle • Dee Stortion • Flat Enya • Jackie K.O. • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lady GagYa • Lady Shatterly • Luv-Lee McDeath • Peggy Sueplex • Rocky • R.O.U.S. • Salome Splatter • Slam Chowdah • Vicious Vivacious Vera
2009 Roster
Mrs. Dash (co-captain) • Vicious Vivacious Vera (co-captain) • Bedlam Belle • CoCo A Go-Go • EZ Bake Shovin’ • Flat Enya • Full Metal Jaque • Hayley Contagious • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Killary Clinton • Luv Lee McDeath • Queen Kamayhemayhem • Rocky • Splitter Noggin • Zoom Badda Boomz
2008 Roster
Flat Enya (co-captain) • Maura Buse (co-captain) • Anna WrecksYa • Claire D Way • CoCo A Go-Go • EZ Bake Shovin’ • Full Metal Jacque • Ivana Clobber • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Mrs. Dash • NoraEaster • Pitts of Rage • Pussy Venom • Vicious Vivacious Vera
2007 Roster
Ivana Clobber (co-captain) • Pussy Venom (co-captain) • Claire D Way • CoCo A Go-Go • EZ Bake Shovin’ • Flat Enya • Full Metal Jacque • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lyrical Gangsta • Maura Buse • Red Scare • Rocky
2006 Roster
Ivana Clobber (co-captain) • Maura Buse (co-captain) • CoCo A Go-Go • Claire D. Way • Flat Enya • Full Metal Jacque • Jennasaurus Wrecks • Lyrical Gangsta • Red Scare • Pussy Venom
2005 Roster
Ivana Clobber (co-captain) • Raquel Squelch (co-captain) • Bone Saw • Callie Ente • CoCo A Go-Go • Full Metal Jacque • Maura Buse • Pussy Venom • Red Scare • Violet Rage